background= Being the bastard son of a Valenshirian noble has its perks... For instance, you quickly develop an appreciation for what your legitimate siblings have. You are encouraged to learn how to scrape together the means to live in numerous colorful ways. You are largely ignored and left to your own devices (mainly because most are too embarrassed to acknowledge your existence). And what's more, you are given a wonderful position in the castle scullery from which to mount your adventures..... yes being the bastard son of a Valenshirian noble is a grand life... fuckers...|
Being the bastard son of a Valenshirian noble has its perks... For instance, you quickly develop an appreciation for what your legitimate siblings have. You are encouraged to learn how to scrape together the means to live in numerous colorful ways. You are largely ignored and left to your own devices (mainly because most are too embarrassed to acknowledge your existence). And what's more, you are given a wonderful position in the castle scullery from which to mount your adventures..... yes being the bastard son of a Valenshirian noble is a grand life... fuckers...